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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5530 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Magic Items Found: | 6427 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!