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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9915 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 235 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
