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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1646 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2282 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!