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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1072 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!