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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3315 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Emeralds Found: | 4677 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!