Countries & Nations MC VS Hypixel

business ownership, civilian role, Custom Map, Diplomacy, discord community, Earth, Economy, FTB, geo-political, immersive gameplay, Instagram outreach, leader, minecraft server, modded server, Nation building, nation creation, original modpack, Patreon support, Roleplay, Server Experience, social media presence, Survival, Tiktok promotion, wiki resources

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	4026
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Server	Hypixel
Player Base	One of the largest Minecraft servers with millions of players	Smaller player base with a focus on geo-political survival
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes	Focuses on geo-political survival with building, diplomacy, and roleplay
Community	Active community with forums and events	Community-oriented server with a focus on nation building and roleplay
Original Content	Constantly updated with new games and features	Original modpack and custom map for a unique experience

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Hypixel Answer	Countries & Nations MC Answer
Can I play with friends?	Yes, you can easily create parties and play together	Yes, you can join or create nations with friends
What kind of gameplay can I expect?	Various minigames and game modes for different playstyles	Geo-political survival focused on building, diplomacy, and roleplay
Are there events or tournaments?	Yes, Hypixel hosts regular events and tournaments	Community events and roleplay opportunities
Is there a way to earn rewards?	Yes, you can earn rewards through gameplay and achievements	Earn rewards through nation building and diplomacy

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	222410
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Farms Harvested:	159
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Farms Harvested:	249
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Villages Defended:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Votes:	9683
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	4161
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!