CoughCrafters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you hear someone cough in the distance? Well, on this server, you can actually tell who it is just by their cough! It’s like some kind of superpower or something. Join us and become the ultimate cough detective in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a cape when you can identify someone’s voice just by their cough? Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who communicate only through coughing. It’s like Morse code, but way more hilarious. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So come on and join the fun!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Farms Harvested:	154
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Magic Items Found:	1212	Star Shards Collected:	77
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6012
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	906	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9345
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	848	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Votes:	4355
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	62
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2526	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	382539	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?