CoughCraft: Infant Deaths Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ores Mined:	8587
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Magic Items Found:	2623
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Emeralds Found:	3841
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2191
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	56
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	786

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	9377	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

Players:	96/100	Votes:	9814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Votes:	1138
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Enchantments Applied:	194
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Potions Brewed:	63	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1