Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
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