Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 8051

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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