Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 115

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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