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RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	296
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magic Items Found:	8827
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	185
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8765	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9235
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mines Excavated:	2914
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	687	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	511102	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8995
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	89
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Items Found:	6861	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	240	Void Gems Collected:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ores Mined:	7821	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

Players:	94/900	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Chimeras Created:	2