CouchPotatoCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	269226	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	276	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	119
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Void Gems Collected:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	892686	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Crops Grown:	9823	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ores Mined:	2157
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5009	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	4

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Villages Defended:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ores Mined:	8306	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	1868
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	897286
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8055

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?