| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 581 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 488 |
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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9461 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!
Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9636 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 175 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.
Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 810 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5815 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3801 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8519 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 97 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3864 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9073 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6962 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Towns Built: | 2 |
join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8900 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 53 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.
so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7690 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 179 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| 🌴 Server Highlights: | Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons |
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| Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort | |
| Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat | |
| Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community |
| 🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features: | Player heads for unique decorating |
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| Armor stand editor for creative displays | |
| Invisible item frames for clean builds |
| 🤝 Community Focus: | Regular community events and minigames |
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| Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate | |
| Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules | |
| Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat! |
👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!
Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5914 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5772 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.
Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?
Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5243 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 7054 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9030 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.
So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2940 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!
join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5903 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1579 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.
so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9849 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
