Cosmicsmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4836	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Void Armor Forged:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	273	Epic Battles Fought:	12

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2696	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	6918
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1533	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Animals Bred:	126	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Votes:	3930	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Crops Grown:	1172	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magic Items Found:	7887	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Players:	95/800	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5