HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	158
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ores Mined:	873
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Votes:	1998
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Votes:	1954

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Farms Harvested:	440
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	9464
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Star Shards Collected:	292	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

abysmal acting, acting skills, amateur actor, atrocious actor, awful performance, bad performance, cringe-worthy actor, cringeworthy acting, disappointing actor, dreadful actor, god awful actor, GodAwfulActorMC, Hollywood flop, lackluster acting, laughable acting, overrated actor, smp, subpar actor, talentless actor, terrible acting, terrible actor performance, worst actor

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6241
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

CraftyCreeper’s Final Quest

acceptance, Closure, CraftyCreepers, deathbed, emotional, family, Farewell, FINAL, final moments, Friends, Gratitude, Introspective, last words, Legacy, Life, loved ones, Meaningful, Memories, Peace, poignant, Profound, Quest, Reflection

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about deathbed regrets again! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to live forever just to keep playing.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony as you collect your loot. It’s a sight to behold, and it can only happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. He’s a true hero in a feathered suit.

So don’t waste another second, join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest gaming dreams. Who needs last words when you can have endless adventures in blocky paradise?

TransnistriaCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moldova, Moldovan government, negotiations, Peacekeeping, pm, Politics, PRESSURE, regional stability, Russian influence, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Transnistria, TransnistriaCraft, Ukraine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5271	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Votes:	1175
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	244
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a Moldovan PM! we got crazier plots than the Kremlin trying to mess with Ukraine! build your own empire and show those pesky Russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality! come on, what are you waiting for? the Moldovan PM is counting on you to bring peace to Transnistria through the power of minecraft!

Elon’s EuroCraft Empire

#sustainability, billionaire, continent, criticism, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, Empire, entrepreneur, EuroCraft, European leaders, Global influence, Government, influence, innovation, policy, public opinion, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	5547
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got four european leaders who hate on elon musk and they be buildin’ epic castles to protect themselves from his evil influence. u gotta join and help them fight against the musk army of evil robots and flamethrowers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we rich like that. come join the battle and save europe from the musk menace!

Lost in Minecraft Land

common, Difficult, DISCOVER, ELUSIVE, everyday, Find, frustrating, hunt, Journey, Land, locate, Longest, Lost, Minecraft, mundane, Overlooked, Quest, search, Seek, Simple, things, time consuming, Uncover

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6147
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14

are you tired of searching for the perfect minecraft server? well look no further, because this server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles out of diamond blocks, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes and turn creepers into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

Lava Land Quest

1831, climate change, cooled Earth, Earth’s atmosphere, environmental impact, Eruption, geological research, geology, Global cooling, historical eruption, identified, Land, lava, Mystery volcano, natural disasters, Quest, scientific discovery, volcanic activity, volcanic ash, volcanic crater, volcanic eruption, volcanic history, volcanic plume

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	222
Dragon Eggs Found:	6648	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Votes:	8279	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	8123	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchantments Applied:	289	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Yo, have you heard about the sickest Minecraft server ever? It’s like this crazy volcano that erupted and cooled the Earth in 1831, but now it’s a virtual world for you to explore! Join us and uncover the mysteries of this epic volcano, filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

Rumor has it that there are rare diamond blocks hidden deep within the volcano, guarded by lava monsters and fire-breathing dragons. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly villagers who are always looking for new friends to trade with and help defend their village from evil mobs. Join forces with them and become a hero of the volcano!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the depths of the mysterious volcano!

YourCrafts

anti cheat, Chestshop, Community, Friendly, Gold Standard Economy, home, Ip:, Journey, Lands, LWC, Magic, MCMMO, Memories, preservation, proximity voice chat, Reset, Server, smp, Spawn Hub, Veteran, YourCrafts

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	718590
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

YourCrafts Minecraft Server
Key Features	Community First
mcMMO: Level up and unlock special abilities Lands: Claim and protect your builds Gold Standard Economy ChestShop: Set up your own shop LWC: Keep your belongings safe Anti-Cheat Proximity Voice Chat (Optional) Spawn Hub	YourCrafts is not just about gameplay, it’s about the community. We promise never to reset the world, preserving your hard work. Join us to relive the magic of Minecraft. Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us

YourCrafts Minecraft Server

Key Features

Community First

mcMMO: Level up and unlock special abilities
Lands: Claim and protect your builds
Gold Standard Economy
ChestShop: Set up your own shop
LWC: Keep your belongings safe
Anti-Cheat
Proximity Voice Chat (Optional)
Spawn Hub

YourCrafts is not just about gameplay, it’s about the community. We promise never to reset the world, preserving your hard work. Join us to relive the magic of Minecraft.

Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us

FAQs

Q: How can I join the YourCrafts Minecraft server?

A: You can join by using the server IP mc.yourcrafts.us in your Minecraft client.

Q: What special abilities can I unlock with mcMMO?

A: Leveling up in mcMMO can unlock abilities such as increased mining efficiency, better fishing rewards, and enhanced survival skills.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can use the Lands feature to claim and protect your builds from griefing or unauthorized access.

Q: Can I set up my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, you can use the ChestShop feature to create and manage your own shop for trading with other players.

Q: Is proximity voice chat mandatory on the server?

A: No, proximity voice chat is optional for players who want to communicate more easily with others.

Q: What is the community like on YourCrafts?

A: YourCrafts prides itself on being a small, friendly community where everyone knows your name. We are dedicated to creating a space where players can feel at home.

Q: Will the server ever reset the world?

A: No, YourCrafts promises never to reset the world, ensuring that your creations will always be waiting for you, even after a break.

Q: Can I join YourCrafts if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a veteran player or new to the game, YourCrafts welcomes players of all levels to relive the magic of Minecraft together.

Autistic Wonderland 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anon, autistic, autistic country, Community, Cultural, Diverse, European, fag, fins, good way, INCLUSIVE, Living, mongols, open-minded, perspective, society, tolerance, Understanding, Unique, White, wonderland

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

First off, we got some sick builds that will blow your mind. Like, we’re talking giant statues of Steve riding a pig and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains.

Plus, the community here is top-notch. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out if you need it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server and let’s have some fun together!

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

DRIVE, drive home, drop off, Friend, FriendZoneCraft, gym, Hangout, Hometown, HOURS, Late, midnight, Minecraft, Pick up, sat nav, Server, Talk, tired, town centre, Uber, uber home, Waiting, work

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Star Shards Collected:	132
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to get your friend out of your car after a hangout? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Just like trying to get your friend to leave your car after a night out, our server will keep you on your toes with crazy challenges and surprises at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like when your friend says “I’ll just be a minute” and ends up talking for hours!

And just like how you can’t physically remove your friend from your car, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from our server once you start playing. It’s addicting, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect escape from the real world – just like driving around in circles trying to drop off your friend!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get your friend out of your car before midnight! Or maybe not, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, dog, elderly dog, family, fostering kittens, Grandma, GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong, pet care, pet sitter, pet sitting agreement, pet sitting business, pet sitting expectations, pet sitting guidelines, pet sitting policies, pet sitting rates, pet sitting responsibilities, pet sitting services, rescue animals, Trust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values pet sitting skills? Look no further! Our server is run by a professional pet sitter who knows how to handle all kinds of animals, even elderly dogs. Join us for a chance to show off your pet sitting abilities in-game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense pet sitting challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Can you handle watching over a pack of wild wolves while also caring for a herd of sheep? Only the bravest players will survive!

Plus, we have a strict no-neglect policy. Just like in real life, if you let your virtual pets die on our server, you’ll face the consequences. So come join us for a wild and wacky pet sitting adventure unlike any other!

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