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Family Servant Quest 1.21

appreciation, Bond, care, Companionship, compassion, consideration, domestic staff, Empathy, family, Gratitude, Household, Kindness, long-term commitment, loyalty, Quest, relationships, Respect, Servant, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magic Items Found:	8353	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout dis cray cray Minecraft server where you can treat dem servants like fam! I’m talkin’ ’bout buildin’ homes for ’em, feedin’ ’em virtual food, and givin’ ’em all da love and attention dey deserve!

Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!

So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

SisBF-Free Fun Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, CHANGE, Cheating, discomfort, emotional cheating, family dynamics, family gatherings, Fun, guest etiquette, Hospitality, Hosting, medication, mental health, Minecraft, moving too fast, new relationships, personal space, relationships, Server, SisBFFree, Therapy, Wedding guest

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love blooms faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and romance, just like the soap operas your grandma used to watch. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where relationships move at the speed of light.

Witness the tale of a forbidden love between two friends, a cheating scandal, and a whirlwind romance that will leave you questioning your own love life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And don’t forget about our upcoming wedding event, where you can bring your new Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to meet the whole family. Will they approve of your pixelated partner? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might just find your own Minecraft soulmate in the process!

DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	200
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9419
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ores Mined:	841	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	6366	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

Players:	106/300	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4