Cosmic Star Escape

so, like, imagine if you joined this epic minecraft server, right? like, there are runaway stars flying around everywhere, causing chaos and mayhem in the cosmos of the game. you gotta dodge them as you mine for diamonds and build your epic base.

but get this, these runaway stars aren’t just there for show. they actually influence the entire server, like, they can change the weather, spawn crazy mobs, or even make your character fly uncontrollably. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride every time you log on.

and, like, if you’re lucky enough to catch one of these runaway stars, you can use it to create your own custom galaxy within the game. imagine having your own little corner of the cosmos to rule over, with all your friends as your loyal subjects.

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a cosmic adventure you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crops Grown:	2562

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	2290
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5148	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Items Found:	3682
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.