Cosmic Crafters 1.21

beans on toast, chilling, Content Creation, Cosmic, Crafters, enjoyment, Entertainment, Food, Gaming, Happiness, leisure, life is good, NAP, Neeting Tuesday, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, simple pleasures, slow living, sonic speedrun, video essay

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	84
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, do you like beans on toast? Do you enjoy watching Sonic speedrun videos while chilling? Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is the place for you! Why? Because we have the most epic beans on toast virtual feast you’ve ever seen! And our Sonic speedrun video essay viewing parties are LIT AF! Join now for a wild ride of food and fast hedgehogs! Let’s get this bread, literally!

Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	147	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3457	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Farms Harvested:	175	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Towns Built:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Enchantments Applied:	61	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	9071

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	19
Enchantments Applied:	70	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7017	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mines Excavated:	2823
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Crops Grown:	8201	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Animals Bred:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dragon Eggs Found:	4760
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!