Cosmic Crafters 1.21

beans on toast, chilling, Content Creation, Cosmic, Crafters, enjoyment, Entertainment, Food, Gaming, Happiness, leisure, life is good, NAP, Neeting Tuesday, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, simple pleasures, slow living, sonic speedrun, video essay

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, do you like beans on toast? Do you enjoy watching Sonic speedrun videos while chilling? Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is the place for you! Why? Because we have the most epic beans on toast virtual feast you’ve ever seen! And our Sonic speedrun video essay viewing parties are LIT AF! Join now for a wild ride of food and fast hedgehogs! Let’s get this bread, literally!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ores Mined:	9324	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	2841
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension Hops:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Love Letters Sent:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	759975	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	87210
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	1207	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	350
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!