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Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	7589
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Towns Built:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	9427
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Votes:	4853

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Towns Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	107	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	153	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magic Items Found:	2840
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Star Shards Collected:	258	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	223	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2591	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	545	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

Players:	105/100	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0