come join our epic minecraft server where the stress levels are so high, even the toddlers have elevated cortisol levels in their hair! watch as your character gives birth to lower weight babies and deals with behavioral problems like never before! who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and experience all the cortisol-associated health conditions in a virtual world? join now for a truly unique and chaotic minecraft experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Zombie Dances: 8
Buildings Constructed: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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