Cortex PvP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	1262	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	9670	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	807
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Love Letters Sent:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Items Found:	5115

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Star Shards Collected:	165	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magic Items Found:	7580
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ores Mined:	6448

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Farms Harvested:	213
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ores Mined:	5560	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	179	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	873	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	180
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Magic Items Found:	4244	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Players:	90/400	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	3397	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1