We are a simple semi-vanilla server with an additional feature where you get geared when you spawn. You can fight in a pre made arena. When you kill other players you earn gold what you can use to upgrade your gear.
cortexpvp.shockbyte.xyz

We are a simple semi-vanilla server with an additional feature where you get geared when you spawn. You can fight in a pre made arena. When you kill other players you earn gold what you can use to upgrade your gear.
cortexpvp.shockbyte.xyz



Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare enchanted items that can only be accessed by doing a super secret llama dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!