Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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