| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6964 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
mc.corpmore.com
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3396 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1179 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 194 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9284 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2070 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7862 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7186 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 797 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5623 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4423 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 864 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 154 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5578 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6354 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Votes: | 2632 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6694 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3382 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8004 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 6031 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9050 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7550 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7313 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
