Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7701
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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