Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 1857 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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