Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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