Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9859

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Love Letters Sent: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 171 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 6850
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Towns Built: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Ores Mined: 4912 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Animals Bred: 137
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Magic Items Found: 1716 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2640 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 402
    Potions Brewed: 33 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Magic Items Found: 5273 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Towns Built: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5267
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Dragon Scales Harvested: 460
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 170 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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