Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magic Items Found: 6416
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Unicorn Sightings: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY