CoolFandomsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Forget those toxic fanbases, come join our Minecraft server where the fanbase is so cool, they put the “ice” in “nice”! Our players are so chill, they could give Elsa a run for her money.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. The party was lit, the music was bumpin’, and the creepers were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of dragons with just a flick of their wrist. Rumor has it they once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen and came out victorious.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with toxic fanbases and want to be a part of the coolest community in Minecraft, come join our server today. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

HubbyNoGrief Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Confrontation, Controlling, demanding, DRY, feet, HubbyNoGrief, husband, Minecraft, mistreating, Misuse, Pool, Respect, Rude, Server, sharing, Shoes, Slides, Snow, stretched out, wet

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1147
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take shoe-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of toe-stretching, pool-wearing, and snow-running antics.

Are you tired of your slides being hijacked by your significant other? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the chaos of sharing footwear. Who needs boundaries when you can have a husband who wears your slides in the pool and then leaves them out to dry for days?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your partner about their shoe-stealing ways, only to be met with laughter and dismissal. Will they promise to never wear your slides again, or will they continue to push the boundaries of shoe-sharing etiquette?

Join us on our server for a rollercoaster of demanding requests, controlling behavior, and outrageous shoe-related drama. Because who needs peace and quiet when you can have a husband who goes outside barefoot in the snow just to prove a point? Let the madness begin!

MammaryMisunderstandings

accent, anger, Apology, awkward, children, Communication, Diagnosis, Frustration, handling, hard of hearing, Hearing, Instructions, Machine, MammaryMisunderstandings, mammogram, misheard, misunderstanding, Nurse, SHAKING, shouting, tense situation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	623845	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Votes:	8410
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	852
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ores Mined:	6714
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	139	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	279
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2601	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	789511
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crops Grown:	4657	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	80	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.