so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz, like, if u don’t, u gonna end up in the cooler in hell, man. like, u gotta close the cooler or else the devil gonna be all like “why u leave the cooler open, bro?” and then u gonna be stuck in there with all the melted ice and warm drinks. but if u join this server, u gonna be safe from the cooler of doom. plus, we got flying pigs and talking chickens, man. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and escape the cooler of hell!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Potions Brewed: 47 Alien Abductions: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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