CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6352	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

BayanetNew.aternos.me:52879

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2076	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2472	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Towns Built:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ores Mined:	5564	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1675	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Items Found:	3252	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Potions Brewed:	110	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1870	New Chunks Explored:	170578
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	New Chunks Explored:	297486
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Buildings Constructed:	50	Enchantments Applied:	186

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Star Shards Collected:	108
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.