CoolBeanCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	65	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Votes:	8032	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY! YOU’LL BE RIDING HIGH ON A PIGGY IN THE SKY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE OUT HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING! AND OUR ZOMBIES THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! YOU’LL BE GROOVIN’ WITH THE UNDEAD IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ores Mined:	6703
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	106

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2892
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Animals Bred:	75
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	126
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4320
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Animals Bred:	72
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Emeralds Found:	6399	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	815
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	134314
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!