Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2632
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Farms Harvested:	168	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Buildings Constructed:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	443979	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Potions Brewed:	186
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	1322
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5752	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Enchantments Applied:	66	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	859086	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	282	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mines Excavated:	2774
Towns Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.