Cool Roofs Save Lives | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

2f, 3f, 64, Arena, blu-dev, bros, Fizzi, Game, github, Latency Mod, latency slider, melee, Minecraft, MONEY, netplay, p.., pastebin, Quickplay, rugpull, Server, SMASH, Smash Remix, ssbg, Super, super smash bros, Working

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	188	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying poll, annoying survey, comedy, comedy poll, Entertainment, funny, funny or irritating, funny survey, humor, humor or annoyance, humor poll, humor vs annoyance, humor vs annoyance poll, IRRITATING, Minecraft, opinion, poll, smp, Strawpoll, survey, Vote

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ores Mined:	6409	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	764656
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Potions Brewed:	140
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Potions Brewed:	173	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2945
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	203131	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0