Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	7448

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Emeralds Found:	8335
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mines Excavated:	3497
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	938354	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crops Grown:	4017	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Items Found:	4006	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5524
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	115
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	1676

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.