| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 268 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 119 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7998 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 333 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 510 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5681 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2272 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 226 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6418 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 169 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4498 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 449 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 798 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 977 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 269 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2809 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3664 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7591 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9464 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9855 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1548 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1041 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2189 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2778 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4345 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Emeralds Found: | 3894 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6956 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8596 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
