CookieDoughCrisis Minecraft Server

aita, anger, apartment, Ban, banning, Borrowing, Boundaries, chocolate chip cookies, CookieDoughCrisis, diva cup, Friends, Girlfriend, Lease, Minecraft, period underwear, personal items, raw cookie dough, roommate, Server, Unwelcome

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4595	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	199	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Emeralds Found:	9314	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Animals Bred:	97	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	86	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ores Mined:	9397
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

nightmare mc

Asia, Asia server, China, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, Europe, europe server, exp, friendly community, Friends, Hidden Features, India, language support, less rules, MONEY, multiplayer, no world reset, plugin support, PvP, Ranking, Roleplay, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Confluent SMP

Calm, Community, Confluent SMP, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Players, PvE, Safe, Server, Vanilla

A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mooming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong instead of mining and crafting. That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting mobs, it’s all about those sweet, sweet tiles now.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.

And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	3679	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!