New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 92/400 Votes: 7450
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found: 7140 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 412
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

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