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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5062 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 182 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.
So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!