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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1501 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through a world filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But beware, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave. Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama, because things are about to get wild!
So, when did you realize you were “cooked”? Probably the moment you decided to join our insane Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
