CookedCrafterMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be constantly on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through a world filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave. Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama, because things are about to get wild!

So, when did you realize you were “cooked”? Probably the moment you decided to join our insane Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	2935
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6524
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crops Grown:	5418
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	4558

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	New Chunks Explored:	724144
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Votes:	4080
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Crops Grown:	8852	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	8495	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1647	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Potions Brewed:	129	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	206
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9900

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dragon Eggs Found:	7079
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!