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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Star Shards Collected:	295
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Votes:	8915	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Villages Defended:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2686

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Votes:	1289	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	4533	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	93/700	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1267
Animals Bred:	186	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12