so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers