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Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Villages Defended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

SpaceJamCraft

China, cyber warfare, defense strategy, disrupt, electronic warfare, jammers, military conflict, military satellites, military technology, national defense, national security, SATCOM signals, satellite communication, satellite jamming, space operations, space security, space technology, Space warfare, SpaceJamCraft, US Space Force, US-China relations

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Love Letters Sent:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!

Crafty Chatterbox Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, chatterbox, Communication, communication skills, Conversation, Crafty, daily conversations, dialogue, human interaction, Interaction, Language Model, language processing, Large, machine learning, majority, Natural Language Processing, Server, Simple, Speech, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

hEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC PARTIES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO! 🎉🐷🚀

Cell Block YAP: CancerCraft

BLOCK, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, CancerCraft, Cell, cell biology, cell invasion, cell mechanics, cell migration, cell multiplication, Cell Proliferation, Cell signaling, cell stiffness, cell transformation, new treatments, Nucleus, oncology, research, stiffening of cell environment, tumor growth, Yap, Yes-associated protein

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to curing cancer with blocks and pixels! our players have unlocked the power of Yes-associated protein (YAP) to defeat any enemy in their path. we have crazy battles where players fight with cells and nuclei to save the world from cancerous mobs. join us now and be a part of this revolutionary journey to save the minecraft universe!

EpicWorld

Adventure, bedrock, Bosses, city building, Class, Community, Cross-Play, Empire, EpicWorld, Friends, java, level up, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG elements, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, version 1.21.3

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

EpicWorld is the ultimate SMP with RPG Elements on Minecraft ! No mods required to play!

Choose the class that matches your style and explore a vast, immersive world alongside thousands of other players. Level up, trade, defeat bosses, and uncover the secrets hidden in exciting quests. Build your city and expand your empire with your friends. The adventure awaits!

Join the friendliest community on both Java and Bedrock

ip: play.epicworld.gg bedrock: bedrock.epicworld.gg version: 1.21.3

play.epicworld.gg

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, building, Earth, Economy, Food, Immersive Engineering, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, muskets, PvP, Resources, Server, small ships, stock market, valkyien skies, WIN, workers, Year 1836

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Animals Bred:	101
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Bismarck Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server that takes place in the Year 1836. It features pre-claimed Nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Features	Stock Market Economy Create Valkyien Skies Immersive Engineering Muskets Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods
Links	Modlist Dynmap Minecraft Server IP Discord Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Bismarck Minecraft Server?	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the Year 1836 with pre-claimed Nations and various features including colonization and politics.
What are some server features?	Some features include Stock Market, Economy, Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, and more.
Where can I find the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Minecraft Server by using the IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server.

Clone Sharpshooter’s Domain 1.21.4

1.21.4, Action Figure, Army, battle, CLONE, Clone Sharpshooter, clone trooper, collectible, Domain, fictional character, Galactic, long range, marksman, Precision, Sci Fi, Sharpshooter, sharpshooters, sniper, Soldier, Star Wars, Target, Toy, weapon

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Clone Sharpshooters shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server where you can witness clones with mad archery skills goin’ ham on mobs and other players?

It’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here, except you get to be a part of the chaos and destruction!

So, if you’re lookin’ for some adrenaline-pumping, arrow-flying, clone-battlin’ fun, then this server is the place to be, my dude!

Minecraft SMP /ksg/ Katawa Shoujo General

#pantsu, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Katawa Figurines, Anon’s Sprites, Backup KS Download, Christmas edition, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Font Rip, general, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, katawa, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KS Alpha, KS fanfics, KSG, KSG FAQ, KSG Map, Master Pastebin, Miki Route, Minecraft, Official Website, PRESENT, QoTT, Shoujo, smp, Steam page, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, Where Are 4LS Now

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2098	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the routes in Katawa Shoujo.

Looking for a present for your katawa? Look no further, because on this server, you can gift them the most outrageous and hilarious items you can think of. From diamond swords to enchanted golden apples, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Miki Route hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and date Suzu or Hisao in the game? Only the most daring players will uncover the truth!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our custom Katawa Crash mini-game? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and obstacles that will test your skills and patience like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop laughing (or crying) as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Katawa Shoujo and Minecraft, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and be a part of our crazy community today!

StepDadSavageFamWars

bbq, bodyshaming, Boundaries, cutting contact, family disrespect, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, feeling like nobody, gift exchange, Outsider, seeking validation, Self Respect, standing up for yourself, step dad, step dad’s mother, step dad’s side, StepDadSavageFamWars, teenage struggles, weight comments

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Emeralds Found:	9131
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Are you tired of feeling like an outsider in your own family? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a new, crazy, and welcoming community! We don’t care if you’re blood-related or not, as long as you bring your building skills and sense of humor to the table.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!

Crafty911Mishap

911, accident, ambulance, Crafty911Mishap, Crisis, dispatcher, emergency, emergency assistance, emergency call, emergency dispatch, emergency protocol, emergency response, emergency services, emergency situation, Fire department, first responders, Help, law enforcement, medical emergency, Panic, Police

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5718	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Ever called 911 and ended up in a Minecraft server instead? Well, that’s exactly what happens on our server! Join us for a wild ride where emergency calls lead to epic adventures in blocky worlds. Forget police and firefighters, we’ve got creepers and zombies to deal with! So next time you need help, just dial 911 and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, cheating allowed, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, European, finland, Grief Rollbacks, Hardware, intel, low latency, MinecraftOffline, Network, Performance, PvP, Raiding, RAM, semi anarchy, Semi Vanilla, SSD, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

MinecraftOffline Server Overview

General Details
Address: minecraftoffline.net
Version: 1.21.1
Permanent world – no resets
Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences
Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency

High-Performance Hardware
Intel XEON E-2276G Processor
2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
64GB DDR4 ECC RAM
1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the address minecraftoffline.net and version 1.21.1.

Q: Are there any resets on the world?

A: The world is permanent with no resets.

Q: Are cheating and griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What kind of hardware does the server use?

A: The server uses high-performance hardware including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4

1.21.4, Argument, Bans, Civil, civil war, conservative agenda, cultural clash, demoralized white men, extremism, false hope, fighting for Israel, foot soldiers, genital mutilation, identity politics, movement, Political unrest, social battle, societal division, Trans, trans lunacy, trans movement, transgender rights, trump, War, White America

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question everything! Are you ready to nurture an atmosphere of chaos and fun? Ban genital mutilation or embrace it – the choice is yours! Our server is the perfect place to find the middle ground between extremes, leaving everyone slightly confused and entertained. Who needs a civil war when you can battle it out in Minecraft instead?

Demoralized white men, rejoice! Our server is here to give you false hope and distract you from the real world with epic adventures. Fight for Israel or fight against “trans lunacy” – the possibilities are endless! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Kek, 2024Kek kino, 216, 216 seething, 216 seething over, 216 seething over Go, G.., go, Go>/g/, Kek, Kek kino, Kino, Minecraft, Seething, seething over, seething over Go, seething over Go>/g/, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of memes and madness! Join us and you’ll find yourself seething with excitement as you battle it out with the legendary Go/g/ 2024Kek – a mythical creature said to be half meme, half monster, and all chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

GhostCraft: No RSVP Needed!

academic pressure, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, financial dependence, ghostcraft, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, living abroad, Needed, personal growth, RSVP, self-care, sibling issues, student visa struggles, support system, toxic relationships, work-life balance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and ridiculous stories that will make you forget all about your sister’s never-ending demands.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting kicked out for standing up for yourself. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to babysit anyone’s kids unless you want to build a daycare in-game!

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato. Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1109	Zombie Dances:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10