| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!
Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!
What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.
Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!
Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.
So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?
Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7142 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.
not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.
plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
A simple survival server with active staff and grief protections, part of the Blue Mtn Society network! Hosting paid until Sept 2025, backups and startup is automated – Experience no down times.
> Simple Rules > Optional PVP enabled > Sell mob drops, farmed items, and ores in /shop > No item purchases – All items have been earned by players > Expand your settlement and wage wars with others with /town > Decreased McMMO leveling > No double drops from McMMO
https://discord.gg/bluemtn
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Embark on quests to uncover the dark secrets of the world, where haunted mansions and cursed temples await. But beware, for the land is ruled by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
Join forces with other brave souls to battle against the forces of darkness, or go solo and become the ultimate evil overlord. The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience The Evil Within Minecraft server, where every block holds a sinister surprise and every adventure is a thrill ride of terror and laughter!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7201 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
