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Eager Baddie Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the eager baddies out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a rare diamond block that granted them unlimited power. They used this power to prank other players by turning their houses into giant chickens and spawning an army of angry llamas. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.

So, if you’re ready to stroke your ego and unleash your inner baddie, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to? Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Movie Minecraft SMP News

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Melody Masters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring servers where everyone talks about the same old stuff? Join our server where black people are not only good at making music, but they also excel at building epic structures and crafting insane weapons! Say goodbye to the same old conversations about crime, drugs, and money, and say hello to a world where creativity and fun reign supreme. Come join us and see for yourself why this server is anything but a waste!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Nudify Her Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too PG-13? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage nudifying your character for the ultimate freedom of expression! Show off your pixelated bits and bobs in all their glory as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mad Niji Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being an obsequious Nijisanji sycophant? Are you ready to sink the yacht and join a server that doesn’t suck like Riku Tazumi? Look no further, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of any color and bring you the certified facts you’ve been craving!

Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4374
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Potions Brewed:	159

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Date With A Canadian Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and within minutes you find yourself in a heated debate with a group of llamas over who has the better fashion sense. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, mobs, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Man Boobs Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the soft and squishy manboobs of our admin! They provide the best cushioning for those long mining sessions. Plus, rumor has it that if you rub them just right, you’ll unlock a secret chest full of diamonds! So come on, join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with manboobs and treasure!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TheY ARE COMING FOR YOU 4CHANNERS, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in fear of the 4channers? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can finally take a stand against them? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Career Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving everyone a fair chance, regardless of their speech style or background! Our HR department is always on the lookout for motivated individuals who are ready to take on new challenges and build their careers in the virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even become the CEO of your own virtual empire. Our server is a place where dreams come true and where hard work pays off, no matter where you come from.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that race, speech style, or anything else can’t hold you back from achieving greatness in the world of Minecraft! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Several Tries Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).

So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where reality twists and turns like a rollercoaster on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be amazed by the wildest ride of your life. Encounter strange creatures, solve mind-bending puzzles, and maybe even uncover the secrets of La Manchaland Gregor.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the chance to extract the elusive target [Rodion] with your trusty E.G.O? Or maybe you’re just in it for the laughs and the chaos that ensues when you mix Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina together.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and dive into the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you in this twisted world of Limbus Company? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6054	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Holy Panda Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, ancient civilizations, Beliefs, BIBLE, chinese culture, Chinese race, Christianity, cultural perspectives, Diversity, east asia, ethnicity, FAITH, History, HOLY, Minecraft, Panda, race relations, Religion, religious texts, scripture, smp, Spiritual beliefs, Teachings, theology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We have a whole section dedicated to answering life’s most important questions, like “What does the Bible say about the Chinese race?” Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away when suddenly, out of nowhere, a spaceship comes crashing down on top of you! But don’t worry, because the aliens onboard are actually super friendly and decide to bring you back to life as a girl! Talk about a plot twist! Join our server for the chance to experience the most out-of-this-world adventures and upgrades you never knew you needed. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you on this wild ride!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft SMP – Giggly Griefer Gang

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of Guilty Gear Strive! 🎮

🔥 Join us for epic tournaments like Stormy Night, where players battle it out in a world tour event that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Who will emerge victorious in the Team of 3 Open Beta #2? Only time will tell!

📚 Dive into our main wiki for frame data and system mechanics, because in this world, knowledge is power! And don’t forget to check out the Player Glicko-2 ratings to see where you stand among the competition.

🛡️ Need some extra help? Our approved Strive mods like the Potato Mod and Frame Data Display will give you the edge you need to dominate the battlefield.

👑 And for all you Queen Dizzy fans out there, we’ve got a starter guide that will have you ruling the server in no time!

🎸 So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready to rock and roll in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember, when you close your lobby, announce it in the thread or face the wrath of the Guilty Gear gods! 🤘

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2