Conquest [smp]

Adventure, AUTOMATIONS, collaboration, Community, Conquest, creativity, Customization, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, inventory, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Players, Server, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items.
How do backpack upgrades work?	Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time.
What are custom enchants?	Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed.
Can I automate tasks on the server?	Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base.
How does the server blend magic and technology?	Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices.
What is Towny?	Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	5187
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3086
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	948	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5398	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	38

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3130
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	5714
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1404
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	63
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ores Mined:	3024

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mines Excavated:	4640	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	97
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	167
Animals Bred:	143	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!