CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP

Accountability, chosen people, Congress, CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP, controversy, Democracy, elected officials, Ethics, Government, king Jew, leadership, political commentary, political corruption, Political satire, power dynamics, public opinion, public perception, public service, scandal, social media, viral video

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magic Items Found:	1237	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.

Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?

So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Votes:	4512
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimension Hops:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	1843	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimension Hops:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1534	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Animals Bred:	186	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	786
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Animals Bred:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mines Excavated:	1971
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crops Grown:	2290
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1780	Enchantments Applied:	133
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!